He's Your Uncle Not Your Dad
Hes your uncle not your dad, hes the best friend you ever had
So come on dig, dig, dig in until it hurts
Just remember Pearl Harbor
The Alamos and nothing could be worse
Hes your favorite relative and he needs a lot to live
So just bring, bring, bring everything until you bleed
And hell send back what he dont need
If your not in form ten-fortys your salvation
By deprivation of temptation
Dark and blondes I hear are not deductible
Oh say can you see if theres anything left for me
When he calls you as he may do
Dont be frightened red white and blue
Just be thankful you dont live in Leningrad
Hes your uncle, not your dad
If your honest you dont have to shake and shiver
The food is lousy up the river
Its give and take and he does all the taking
Oh say can you see if theres anything left for me
Life has two things you cant subtract
Death and taxes to be exact
So just pa-pa-patriotically declare
Hes your uncle, hes your uncle, not your dad
