The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson
(Adam Sandler):
And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson.
(Man):
Mr. Gibson? I'm sorry to bother you sir but this gentleman is a big fan and he
just wanted to say hello.
(Excited Southerner):
Well I...I can't...believe...I'm in the...laser disc...Mr.Gibson...I...I
...I...such a...got to...I...Braveheart was...you...you're...got your
autograph...with a 8X10 gloss...your face was burnt though...Tina
Turner...singing a song to the...mama...mother...mother...loves you too...got
to...Bird On the Water...not such a good picture but...you made up for it with
the Mad Max...got a...mail...mail was very...got so much going...and the koala
bears...got...I'm a big fan...Golden Globe awards...if maybe the people's
choice...
(Man):
Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry Mel let me get this moron outta here.
